1. |
I Rule The World
01:14
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I'm sick of everyone
I'm sick of everyone
So I
I built the robots
Programmed them for mass destruction
Lest I should take over the world
I'd have a robo-blitzkrieg army
Rolling through all of your hometowns
While I sit atop my pink unicorn and brush my hair
I - I built the robots
So I could crush all of my enemies and destroy all their plans
I - I built the robots
So I could point and laugh at all you dicks, and see your faces when I rule the world
When I rule the world...
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2. |
I Wanna Know
02:04
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I wanna know where the fuck did all my friends go?
Stupid lame ass shitheads flaking out
They all decided to grow up or get too fucked up
I wanna know, yeah I wanna know
With friends like these
Who needs them, who needs them
With friends like these
Who needs them, who needs them
With friends like these
I'd rather have an enema shoved down my fucking throat
I wanna know
I wanna know
I wanna know
I wanna know, they say you're the one that said so
Stupid lame ass tweakers don't hang out
They go and spend their damn money on pills and cocaine
I wanna know, yeah I wanna know
With friends like these
Who needs them, who needs them
With friends like these
Who needs them, who needs them
With friends like these
I'd rather have an enema shoved down my fucking throat
I wanna know
I wanna know
3.142 pi
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3. |
Gigglefitz
01:36
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Last time I did mushrooms I had the gigglefitz
The stems tasted like shit but it was rad
D and I split up the bag the night went off without a snag
I guess getting your drugs free is not half bad
As the night continued on, I saw my buddy Nick
I drew a bunch of dicks onto his face
And I check with all the rules dumb ass should kick off both his shoes
cause passing out at sweet parties is a disgrace
A E I O U
U O I E A and sometimes Y
HOLY SHIT
I TASTE COLORS
WERIDS ARE FUCKING WORDS
AHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Well this is fun, I cannot stop laughing
The chicks with hoops dancing that shit is lame
I saw light trails in the sky watched the cactus people die
Whipped my dick and balls out because I have no shame
Ya turn the page, Ya wash your hands
OH my god I spilled the beer and I got some in my hair
and I thought I saw a bear tapping the keg
It was only Eric White dude throws parties they're always tight
Seriously bro, don't hump my leg
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4. |
Song For A Rebel
00:49
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It's Colder Than a Zabrak's ass outside - What
Your tauntaun won't make it to the marker alive - Aye
Shutting down the generator, nothin' to do - Who
Better watch out Vader's coming for you
Fuck Hoth
Fuck Hoth
Fuck Hoth
It's Colder Than a Zabrak's ass outside - What
Your tauntaun won't make it to the marker alive - Aye
Shutting down the generator, nothin' to do - Who
Better watch out Vader's coming for you
Fuck Hoth
Fuck Hoth
Fuck Hoth
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5. |
Endless Bummer
02:21
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Step back 12 steps to unwind
History of heartstrings we have left untied
I love the smell of your disease
You built this prison
Now i'm trying to break free
All those days you wasted your life
Scared insomniac reaching for the daylight
Bad excuses turning into lies
So let's burn this bridge tonight
Goooooooooooooo
Your eyes can't see through anything these days
So i have to give you words to live by shoulder to cry
All the best cliches until we die or we survive
All those days you wasted your life
Scared insomniac reaching for the daylight
Bad excuses turning into lies
So let's burn this bridge tonight
Suck on my foot
Lick your own toe
Lick your own elbow
Suck on my balls
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6. |
Intermission
00:44
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7. |
Hi Dave, It's Me
02:36
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Holy! Moly! I wanna hang out with Dave Foley
Hangout in the hall the other Kids are in
Mr Heavyfoot, and also Hecubus
Sports a french accent, in drag as Jocelyn
Dave Foley yeah he's the fucking man
Dave Foley world’s coolest Canadian
My TV’s getting angry
I need David to save me, right now
Holy! Moly! I wanna hang out with Dave Foley
Although admittedly I like Bruce and Dave the same
Good morning pricks, I'll hold my breath 'til I turn gay
Oh come on Dave, let's go to a Leafs game
Dave Foley yeah he's the fucking man
Dave Foley world’s coolest Canadian
My TV’s getting angry
I need David to save me, right now
Holy! Moly
Holy! Moly
Holy! Moly! FUCK YEAH! DAVE FOLEY
Holy! Moly
Dave Foley yeah he's the fucking man
Dave Foley world’s coolest Canadian
My TV’s getting angry
I need David to save me, right now
Holy! Moly
I wanna hangout with Dave Foley
I wanna hangout with Dave Foley
I wanna hangout with Dave Foley
I wanna hangout with Dave Foley
I wanna hangout with Dave Foley
I wanna hangout with Dave Foley
I'd fucking hang out with Dave Foley
He's got a positive attitude towards menstruation
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8. |
Murdercastle
03:39
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Been a long year but i'm finally closing in on my 15th kill
Never thought I could then I did now I have now I have too now I will
But the things we do for Science are beyond the laws of man
And the things we do behind closed doors will never see the light again
Welcome to my murdercastle that I built with my two hands
This awful place, will be your tomb
Welcome to my murdercastle that I built with my two hands
This is my home, this is your doom
Welcome to the white city where there's something ugly just beneath the skin
I can save you from your nightmares but you'll have to trust me and follow in
Just sign this policy enjoy my hospitality for now
Because I swear your skull would look exquisite placed upon a mount
But the things we do for science
Are beyond the laws of man
I can burn away your faults your flaws
Reveal the perfect corpse within
You'll find my maze amazing
The design is all my own
And by this time tomorrow
I'll take your heart and sell your bones
Welcome to my murdercastle that I built with my two hands
This awful place, will be your tomb
Welcome to my murdercastle that I built with my two hands
This is my home, this is your doom
Follow in my perfect corpse, follow me in
You can trust me, you can trust me, you can trust me oh you can trust me
Welcome to my murdercastle that I built with my two hands
This awful place, will be your tomb
Welcome to my murdercastle that I built with my two hands
This is my home, this is your doom
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9. |
Vacation In A Bottle
03:06
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My shoes are cracked like all the lines in all the faces of the walking dead which will not be remembered
We know the words we sing along to all the songs just to forget this hell, this year long December
When will it end
When will it end
Does it ever end
These days are killing me
I'm getting by
Eat your fucking cake and i'll eat mine
Vacation in a bottle
I've seen your face it's a disgrace you can't erase it's just a bed of lies and your sheets could use cleaning
Won't be afraid to be your maid when you're ashamed of who you thought you were. You're making up answers.
When will it end
When will it end
Does it ever end
These days are killing me
I'm getting by
Eat your fucking cake and i'll eat mine
These days are killing me
I'm getting by
Eat your fucking cake and i'll eat mine
Va Cay Va Cay
Vacation in a bottle
Va Cay Va Cay
Vacation in a bottle
Bada lade bede dalop
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10. |
The End
02:06
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Look at all the saucer men attack at lightning pace
Run son or kiss your ass goodbye
They came from outer space to vaporize our brains
The only option left's to die
Martians conquered planet earth today
This is The End! This is The End
They used their tractor beams on me
This is The End! This is The End
What will we do when Mars attacks
This is The End! This is The End
There is no way at fighting back
This is The End
We fucked this planet up, it's time to make us pay
They've come to take our planet back
They came from outer space a million miles away
We're fucked when aliens attack
Martians conquered planet earth today
This is The End! This is The End
They used their tractor beams on me
This is The End! This is The End
What will we do when Mars attacks
This is The End! This is The End
There is no way at fighting back
This is The End
Martians conquered planet earth today
This is The End! This is The End
They used their tractor beams on me
This is The End! This is The End
What will we do when Mars attacks
This is The End! This is The End
There is no way at fighting back
This is The End
This is the end
This is the end
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